Hey. I'm Sam. I'm 21 years old and I live in Michigan. I love popcorn, Twenty One Pilots, and penguins.

Oh...and also you can check out my other blog at: http://thus-is-me.blogspot.com/



why are men always spitting all over the sidewalk? do men create more saliva than women and need to get rid of it? are they marking their territory? what’s going on?

They can’t swallow because that’s gay

(Source: middleshiner-archive, via p-erfectionnn)

If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends

(Source: overdosed, via thisisthe-sountracktomylife)



When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like


okay but the guy in blue gets up and hold onto the back of the red guys shirt like a small child or perhaps a duckling

(via p-erfectionnn)


when youre at a concert does it suddenly hit you at random moments that the band are real people and not just pictures on the internet


(Source: tragicalien)